The Hohenzollern = like a soap opera, with added goose-stepping. And, in the case of Frederick II, flutes.
Or T Jeff, T Jeezy, etc etc…
Indeed, man, indeed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blas_de_Lezo
I would tap that.
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In case you wondered, Bob McDonnell.